Commentary on Minas Morgul

I was just reading the bit of The Two Towers to Moomin, where they're cowering on the path above Minas Morgul. There's an earthquake & a distant volcanic eruption with horrible flames shooting into the sky. Then giant blue-white lightning bolts come up out of the tower as its gates swing open. The lord of the Ringwraiths comes out of the tower at the head of a giant army. Super drama! I paused at the end of a paragraph about all that and Moomin went, "CLEVELAND! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??!!"