OMFGWTFBBQPALIN!

[badgerbag]

Poll #671 Palin quitting!
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 40

The secret reason Palin is stepping down

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Pregnant again
4 (10.0%)

Had affair with Maria Belén Chapur
6 (15.0%)

Affair with Dr. Laura
15 (37.5%)

Sex tapes!
11 (27.5%)

It just got boring to be Governor all the time
24 (60.0%)

Her horoscope said to
11 (27.5%)

Because TICKYBOX~!!!!
13 (32.5%)

Other reason I will explain in comments!
5 (12.5%)

Comments

[From: trouble]

Walking the Appalachian trail.

I... dude... wow.
The Long Dark Election Time of the Soul is about to begin. It doesn't matter what Palin does now - it'll always lead to speculation about her maybe running for the nomination.

[From: black_pearl]

It pays more to be the Republican Savior.

Hmmm, she's sharper than I've been giving her credit for.

[From: badgerbag]

Minnie just explained it to me! She was Marked and is now off to Vampyre finishing school!

It all makes sense now!!!!!

[From: bibliofile]

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[From: notperky]

[From: jonquil]

The fun reason would be that some big ugly story is about to break.

The real reason is that she wants to start full-time fundraising for her Presidential run. Srsly.

[From: (Anonymous)]

But the republicans are pissed at her for being a quitter, but most accounts, so if that's true, she's shot herself in the foot.

[From: jonquil]

Ooooh. It's looking *good*. Mudflats, a longtime ALaska politics blogger, say her sources say indictments are coming down for embezzlement.

http://www.themudflats.net/

I think I wouldn't squee this much if they discovered a previously-unknown Third Doctor episode in which the Master bent him over the console.

[From: whump]

I'm not even going let my id try to top that one.

[From: whump]

I was going to say that Palin was going to join with OJ to find the real reason the GOP imploded, but embezzlement is so much more schadenfreude.

[From: (Anonymous)]

My prediction is that she was offered a lucrative job in the private sector. If I had to venture a guess, I'd say some oil company or something.

[From: serene]

That was me.

[From: al_zorra]

This reason.

This too, in particular.

Though there are more local legal suits in the offing up there in Alaska.

Love, C.